so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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