Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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