ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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