Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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