we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
God, I missed his penis.
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