I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Don't tell me you're on acid again
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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