If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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