Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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