if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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