i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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