I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
