discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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