I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
