Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
