Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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