Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
you never un-have a 4some
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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