i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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