Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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