I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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