is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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