we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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