yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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