yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
