this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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