So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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