but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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