It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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