What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Randomize
