I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you win again, gameday.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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