turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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