Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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