Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
you never un-have a 4some
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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