Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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