She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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