we're blogging at a bar
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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