i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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