i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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