Dual....:-)
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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