i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Someone signed my nipple.
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