Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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