ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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