Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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