i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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