Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
