fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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