How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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