Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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