Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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