All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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