You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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