That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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