dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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