ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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