For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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