She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
we're making bets on your personal life
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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