i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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